Tuesday

NBTSC and Me

It may or may not have come to your attention that I have not been blogging, checking my email, or doing anything at all much for the past week. I have a really really good reason for this, which I am going to explain to you now. I was at NBSTC, or Not Back To School Camp, a summer camp for un/homeschoolers. It is run by Grace Lewellyn, author of the Teenage Liberation Handbook, or TLH. It was some totally awesome fun, but no internet for the whole week. This concludes my apolegetic phase, and I'm moving right on in to the part where I talk your ears off or your eyes out about what, exactly, I did.

Let's see...hung out with more than half of the campers, learned the names of almost all of them, ate vegetarian food, served other people the same, swam in the creek, walked around in my bra and pants, went to bonding night, the trust circle, prom, the graduation ceremony, the intention circle, meetings every morning and every night, workshops, and unisex late night parties in the girls bathroom, made new friends, learned new things (for instance: chocolate is made by separating cocoa butter from cocoa mass and mixing them back together in a certain way with a few other ingredients), hugged everyone I could, slept in Forest Dell, got a hug button, got an oh, James button, pushed people's buttons, and talked, and talked, and talked.

You may be wondering what kind of camp I was at, where girls can wander around shirtless and let boys in their bathrooms and learn about chocolate and get mysterious buttons. Well, and unschooler camp. True, boys are not, technically, allowed in our bathroom, but the staff didn't mind when one of the boys came in and sat on the counter and talked with us. As for the shirtless thing, as long as the bra stays on, it's fine. After all, bras cover more skin than some bathing suits. Talk to me about hug buttons, or the intention circle, or Bean's chocolate workshop, or feeding about sixty-five people cornbread and chili in under an hour, or about the totally awesome costumes Bitty and Arne wore to prom. Ask about my recent promotion, or Advisee groups and what the hell was up with the Nathen pose, or why Madelyn and I are planning to build a Tupperware castle next year. Ask about the mosh pit at seven in the morning that woke me up, or Grace belly-dancing in one of the Talent Shows. Ask about Dave Thomas's sandwich song, or why he's called the Dish Queen, or the time he called himself Bitty and got thrown in the creek as a sacrifice.

Ask about camp, and you'll hear so many stories of fun, and learning, and growth, and healing, and inside jokes, and new talents, and old friends, you'll really wish that you had been there with me, just to experience that.

But here's the best part; there's always next year. If you're under eighteen, come and be a camper and you'll have the most joyful time of your young life. If you're over eighteen, don't sweat it. Come be a staffer - they have almost as much fun as we do. But even if you can't make it, we're always sending our best wishes to you, and hoping you get at least a little piece of the energy and experiences we get every single year.

For more information, or to sign yourself up, go to the website and look around. (If that link doesn't work, sorry. I'm afraid I've been having recent difficulties getting to the NBTSC website. Google it.)

NaNoWriMo...

...Is actually in November, but I don't care! I am going to write 50,000 words in 30 days anyway. (NaNoWriMo is a...a...a thing that challenges writers and non-writers all across the globe to do just that thing. For more information, see the NaNoWriMo website.) Right now. Not set to any one month!

Actually, I'm too impatient to wait to start until November, but whatever. Now, some might say this is a little nuts of me, once they take into consideration my busy schedule at this juncture, but whatever! What's a little inter-continental travelling got to do with writing, anyhow? To them I say "You are probably right, but I'm going to drive myself insane ignoring your advice anyway!" I fully intend to write my 1,667 words a day until I have 80,000. And yes, I know I said 50,00 before, but that was in a month. I'm going over a month. I am not constrained to society's expectations! I am free and unfettered!

Actually, I'm just too lazy to write the number of words per day required to make 80,00 in a month. But, again, whatever. In case you are interested, which you are probably not, my book is about a girl who goes to learn Alchemy at a prep school and gets involved in a battle between two schools of Alchemy that have existed since basically forever. There's magic. And school. And neon green lab coats. And zombies.

Anyway, it is 5:05 AM and I am going to bed now. I have the sneaky suspiscion I'm supposed to wake up before ten in the morning a few days from now, and I'll never do it if I keep going to bed at ungodly hours such as this one. No offense to the hour.



Monday

Postsecret

They would find it less appealing if the kid who was a jerk to them in first grade was killed by a truck at age thirteen.

I am secretly proud of myself for recognizing his photo on the news six years after I last saw him, and I will continue to be proud, regardless of how bad I feel for his parents. (I would feel bad for him too, but Dumbledore advises me not to, see left-hand side of blog.)

Friday

West of Bathurst on grading papers.

T.A. Barbara of the webcomic West of Bathurst has this to say on grading papers, and on the quality of the papers themselves.

"See this pile of essays. Observe it closely. No strings attached...no trickery of any kind. What follows, ladies and gentlemen, is genuine magic. This student argues that 'To the Lighthouse" is concrete proof that Virginia Woolfe suffered from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. This one spells Byron's name 'B-I-R-U-N' and asserts that he wrote, and I quote, 'Mary Shelley's Frankenstein'. This one has submitted a paper that consists of only three paragraphs, but is two thousand words too long. This one cites 'The Family Guy' as a legitimate secondary source. This one is wrong. This one has plagiarised. This one writes off-topic. This one does not know what a comma is.

"Average mark if I follow the guidelines of our University's English department: seventy-two. As I said, genuine magic."

Ah, It's a sad state of affairs...

Friday Fill-Ins

1. You know you're old when you stop having fun doing something stupid for the hell of it.

2. My heart is divided between West of Bathurst and sleep.

3. Free time is what I need RIGHT NOW!

4. I have felt the sun inside my head, I have known the depths of my inky black soul.

5. Gah, won't these people stop expecting me to be what I'm not just for them?

6. Live life as soon as you can! (you don't know how many more chances you'll get)

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to possibly reading fanfiction or drawing or writing something, tomorrow my plans include going to the health club with mom, and Sunday, I'm going to the club again with both mom and MJ.

Thursday

Thursday Thirteen

13 Favorite Harry Potter Characters:

1: Luna Scamander, nee Lovegood. My all time favorite. I Love her because she reminds me what it means to be free, and how I should always try to act.

2: Seamus Finnigan. Ah, my deep love for Irish boys. Enough said.

3: Charlie Weasley. He tames dragons. Well, as much as it is possible to tame a dragon. If that isn’t reason enough to love him, I don’t know what is.

4: Nymphadora Lupin, nee Tonks. Tonks is fun, and energetic, and determined. She’s got her flaws, but they aren’t bad ones, and everybody has some.

5: Angelina Weasley, nee Johnson. Angelina’s powerful personality and ability to channel Oliver Wood has made her a definite kind of person. Her marriage to a Weasley twin shows that she has an admirable sense of fun, as well, and that is a quality to be respected.

6: Oliver Wood himself. Unbearably gorgeous, with a really great accent and superior keeping skills, Oliver Wood is a wonderful character, who is shamefully ignored by the majority of Harry Potter fans, except for those who stick him with Percy Weasley for some unknowable reason.

7: Ginny Potter, nee Weasley. She was a little wibbly at first, but she became quite strong character in her own right later own, with qualities reminiscent of Fred, George, and Lily Potter, nee Evans.

8: Narcissa Malfoy, nee Black. Most people hate her, of course, for being a Death Eater, but I found the way she was willing to give up everything she had worked and suffered for just to find her son a really noble thing to do, and wonder if maybe she has some Gryffindorian tendencies.

9: Draco Malfoy. Aforementioned son. He is a wimp, and a bully, and a muggle-hater, but he is also a scared little boy with too many responsibilities thrust upon his unwilling shoulders. Plus, hot and blonde.

10: Fred Weasley. He is the one with the best lines, so I prefer him to George. This was undoubtedly a cunning move by the author to make us cry harder.

11: Barty Crouch Jr. as Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody. His portrayal of Moody is, in my personal opinion, even better than Moody’s portrayal of himself. CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

12: Fleur Weasley, nee Delacour. Fleur has always been great. She is beautiful, devoted to her husband, and obviously a great witch, as she was chosen to represent Beauxbatons in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Everyone wants to be Fleur, unless they are Ginny.

13: Albus Dumbledore. Last but never least, the great Albus Dumbledore. Quotes by him may be found at the left-hand side of my blog. He is an example to us all.


AND, as a bonus, Aberforth Dumbledore. “People never do seem to count Aberforth.”

Wednesday

Effulgence in Tir na nOg

Land of youth-isn't it wonderful-eat anything and you get stuck there Tir na nOg. Well known to anyone who has ever encountered anything remotely Gaelic or Irish.

Taking into consideration my lack of blog, and the popularity of the aforementioned artifact, and also my imminent trip to Europe, including but not limited to Ireland, I made a conscience decision to start a blog. It will, perhaps, detail some of the more interesting aspects of my stay in both Italy and Ireland. It will not, of course, contain anything remotely similar to 'i woke up'. It will probably be brief, straightforward, and possibly even dull. But it will, at least, be something, and perhaps I will be inspired to continue writing in it even upon my return to my home country of the United States of America, often known as 'America' or 'the U.S.'

If I do so, you can expect it to be full of my weak, wandering, descriptions of things that have recently interested or annoyed me. They may even interest or annoy you, though the latter is more likely, and 'bore' is more likely than either of those. But, be that as it may, I'm not forcing you to read any of this, so you obviously know me in some way and have decided to read this based on that connection. Therefore, you do not particularly care what I talk about, as long as it gives you something to mention to me the next time we have a conversation.

On that note, Best Wishes to you, be contacting you again later.

C. B. P. M.